she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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