If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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