They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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