I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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