she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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