omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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