We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
