Quick, to the slutcave!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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