Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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