Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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