you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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