She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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