I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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