So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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