i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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