I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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