I love black thongs
id be glad to
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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