So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
