bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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