I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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