Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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