It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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