Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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