3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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