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it's not cheating when I paid for it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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