? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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