Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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