You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
