Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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