This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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