Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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