So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Randomize
