quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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