dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im holly from the hills drunk
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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