Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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