I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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