marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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