How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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