So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just pee around me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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