trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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