Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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