i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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