i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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