I'm gonna have a badass scar
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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