So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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