Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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