Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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