Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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