Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
NoShamevember. You game?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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