When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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