I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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