Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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